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Horoscopes with Steve Smith

Week of February 10
Aquarius

You have lots of great things to share with the world. Pour them out.

Pisces
Sometimes life seems like you’re just going in one big circle. Keep swimming.

Aries
When it gets tough, put your head down and go forward.

Taurus
You’re looking straight ahead. Life’s pretty easy, until someone puts a ring through your nose.

Gemini
Have I seen you before? You look familiar.

Cancer
It’s gotta be hard to find gloves with hands like those.

Leo
Stand proud. Stand tall, but know when to put your tail down.

Virgo
I go, you go, we all go, Virgo.

Libra
Carefully consider it. Weigh all the options.
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Scorpio
Did you know that scorpions actually glow under ultraviolet light? That’s interesting.

Sagittarius
You have one shot. Don’t miss.

Capricorn
Seek out the high places for wisdom and fresh air.



Week of January 13
Aries: 

Calm down, you’re fine

Taurus: 
If you were a noodle, you’d be tortellini. 

Gemini: 
Wow, just wow.

Cancer:
Stop chopping onions, it won’t hide your actual tears. 

Leo:
You’re the only zodiac sign who wouldn’t have survived the Titanic.

Virgo:
Did you lose something recently? 

Libra: 
You will lose the fake argument you have with yourself in the shower. 

Scorpio: 
Sometimes in life, you just have to party.

Sagittarius: 
If you feel sad just blame it on the planets.

Capricorn: 
You will eat birthday cake in these times

Aquarius:
You blame everything you do on your zodiac sign, but for good reason. 

Pisces:
Your time will come.

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